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… the Case of the Disappearing Comma.
Suddenly, she was standing in a grey courtroom. On trial: a single, trembling comma. The prosecutor was a full stop — stern, final. “This comma causes confusion!” it boomed. Wren And Martin Middle School English Grammar And
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She’d borrowed the book from the creaky back shelf of the library, where Mrs. D’Cruz kept things no one borrowed. “Careful with that one,” the librarian whispered. “It corrects you .” And somewhere on the back shelf