Underdog Detective V8745529 Today

The gnome was never missing. You were. 🕵️‍♂️

Just save often. The Roomba unionizes in Act 2. Underdog Detective v8745529

You are Detective Miles Kole. You’re not the chosen one. You’re not a grizzled noir hero. You’re the guy the precinct assigns to find a missing lawn gnome while the cool cops hunt a serial killer. Your partner is a sentient, depressed Roomba named “Unit 734.” Your boss communicates only in passive-aggressive sticky notes. The gnome was never missing