The Demon Lord Is New In Town-... -

So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life.

Malachar, Lord of the Abyss, tightened his grip on the steering wheel. The sedan’s cup holder was sticky. His hellhound, Balthazar, now wearing a floral bandana, whined in the backseat. The Demon Lord is New in Town-...

This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War. “He conquered the underworld. Now he just wants a good parking spot.” So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town

A minivan pulled up beside him. The driver, a smiling woman in yoga pants, waved. So he relocates to the quaint