The Blackening (2025)

The joke, of course, is that the group—seven Black friends reuniting for a Juneteenth weekend—has already been playing a game their entire lives. The game of survival as a Black person in a horror movie.

The Blackening opens with a cold open that directly calls this out. A Black couple (played with hilarious terror by Yvonne Orji and Jay Pharoah) arrive at a deserted campsite. They realize they are in a horror movie. “We’re not doing that,” the woman insists. “We’re leaving.” But the killer has a gas mask and a crossbow, and within minutes, they are pinned down. The man, bleeding out, laments, “It’s ‘cause we’re Black, isn’t it?” The Blackening

But here’s the twist: The questions aren’t about Black history or civil rights leaders. They are about respectability politics . One character is asked to name the most racist Friends episode. Another is forced to rank which member of the group is “the least Black.” The camera lingers on the faces of Lisa (Antoinette Robertson), a medical student whose fiancé is white, and Shanika (a scene-stealing X Mayo), the militant "Blerd" (Black nerd) who uses slang aggressively to prove her authenticity. The joke, of course, is that the group—seven

In the standard slasher film, when a group of friends stumbles upon a dusty, locked box in a remote cabin, curiosity usually kills the cat. But in Tim Story’s The Blackening , when the ensemble opens that box, they don’t find a cursed diary or a rusty knife. They find a board game. A black board game. With one instruction: “Play or die.” A Black couple (played with hilarious terror by