Team Fortress 2 -nonsteam- V1.0.9.5 – Works 100%

The Demoman, who had been quietly sipping from a flask in the corner, suddenly slurred, "Aye, and we could rig it with some o' me explosives! That'd give 'em a wee bit o' a shock, laddie!"

"Aw, shucks!" he muttered to himself, tossing aside a wrench. "I've been tryin' to fix this confounded shotgun for hours, but I just can't seem to get it right!" Team Fortress 2 -NonSteam- v1.0.9.5

The Spy's smile was as smooth as silk. "Consider it an investment in our mutual success, n'est-ce pas?" The Demoman, who had been quietly sipping from

The room fell silent, with all eyes on the Heavy. The Engineer rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Hmm... that's not the craziest idea I've ever heard, Heavy. But we'd need to scrounge up a lot of parts and—" "Consider it an investment in our mutual success,

What a delightfully specific request!

Here's a short story set in the world of Team Fortress 2, tailored to the non-Steam version 1.0.9.5:

But in the world of Team Fortress 2, nothing was ever certain, and the line between victory and defeat was often blurred. All that was clear was that the battle for 2Fort would rage on, with no end in sight.