The rain was a steady, miserable drumbeat on the corrugated roof of the “Crustacean Sensation,” a food truck that smelled of stale fryer oil and regret. Inside, Barnaby “Barn” Finch was having a crisis.
Chet lunged. It was not a strategic lunge. He tripped over a box of single-use ramekins and went sprawling. The aquarium net flew from his hand. In that split second, Barn saw his chance. He didn’t go for Chet. He went for Reginald.
It wasn’t a lobster tank. It was a ten-gallon terrarium. Inside, looking profoundly unimpressed, was Reginald. He was fine. He was munching on an algae wafer. A tiny velvet rope had been strung around his castle.
Two actual police officers were standing at the top of the basement stairs, flashlights in hand. One of them was holding the ransom napkin in an evidence bag.
He scooped the shrimp into the Tupperware with a smooth, practiced motion. Reginald didn’t even flinch. He simply shifted his weight, adjusted his antennae, and gave Chet a look that could only be described as smug.
Barn watched Reginald perform a perfect, slow-motion backflip off the plastic arch. “Most people don’t have a shrimp with a better agent than they do.”
