The Sass-y Squad formed two years ago when a local developer tried to turn their community garden into a parking lot. Instead of writing letters, the women chained themselves to the backhoes wearing matching pink tracksuits. They won. They kept the garden, and they kept the tracksuits.

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Of course, not everyone loves the movement. The Sass-y Squad has been banned from three Denny’s locations for "excessive noisemaking" (they claim it was "joyful whooping") and are currently in a cold war with the local "Silver Serpents," a rival male motorcycle club.

As the sun sets over the shuffleboard court, the Sass-y Squad piles into a lime-green convertible (top down, of course). They are headed to a dive bar 30 miles away to see a punk band called "The Arthritic Rats."