Sam And Cat Matthew -

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? sam and cat matthew

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. (smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count? (smirks) Welcome to the bunker