DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.”
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SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed. DAVE Turn to page 304
SON My name is Ryan.
SON Please no.
DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed. or YouTube sketches