Mydrunkenstar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show Instant

xoxo, Vicky Professional Disaster. Amateur Runway Queen. 📸 Vicky mid-fall, arms out like a majestic swan in distress. 📸 Close-up of the “ketchup stain” (jury’s still out on if that’s blood or hot sauce). 📸 A blurry selfie with the traffic cone captioned “my emotional support pylon.”

Started with two vodka sodas and the bold belief that I could sew. Tried to hot-glue broken Christmas lights onto an old prom dress. Shocked I still have eyebrows. MyDrunkenStar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show

Lost one shoe. Found it in the punch bowl. My outfit is now 60% sequins, 40% shame. Photo evidence attached (please ignore the ketchup stain – that’s “editorial”). xoxo, Vicky Professional Disaster

10/10 would black out and catwalk again. Shoutout to the stranger who held my hair back and told me I looked “fierce.” You’re a real one. 📸 Close-up of the “ketchup stain” (jury’s still

So last night’s “Drunk Fashion Show” happened. You know, the one where the theme was “Haute Mess.” And baby, I delivered .

Now someone please tell me why I have a traffic cone in my bag.