(laughs) I’ll pay you in self-respect. And also cash. The cash is in the pantry.

Alistair drives away in his Fiat. His toupee—still inflated—is tied to the antenna like a weather balloon. Brenda, Chad, and Mrs. Grimble wave from the manor steps. Mrs. Grimble almost smiles.

The Baroness will see you now. Do not stare at the furniture. It reacts.

The interior is absurd: every archway is unnaturally rounded, every door handle is a brass sphere, and the chandelier is a series of glowing orbs. Portraits on the walls show ancestors with increasingly improbable proportions.

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(laughs) I’ll pay you in self-respect. And also cash. The cash is in the pantry.

Alistair drives away in his Fiat. His toupee—still inflated—is tied to the antenna like a weather balloon. Brenda, Chad, and Mrs. Grimble wave from the manor steps. Mrs. Grimble almost smiles. misadventures megaboob manor

The Baroness will see you now. Do not stare at the furniture. It reacts. (laughs) I’ll pay you in self-respect

The interior is absurd: every archway is unnaturally rounded, every door handle is a brass sphere, and the chandelier is a series of glowing orbs. Portraits on the walls show ancestors with increasingly improbable proportions. misadventures megaboob manor