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"What... what is happening?" Bambam stammered.

"She said, and I quote," Betty giggled, licking a salt off a fossil, "'Make sure he forgets my mother's name.'" LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

She pointed at Pedro. "This is the audition for my new adult reality show: . You're the host, Pedro. Bambam... you're the stunt penis." "This is the audition for my new adult reality show:

Inside, covered in nothing but baby oil and crushed emeralds, was , the most famous exotic dancer in all of Prehistory. She had hair of moss and a tattoo of a volcano that actually erupted when she flexed. you're the stunt penis

Two stagehands rolled out a massive, heart-shaped rock. It was hollow. Inside, a silhouette writhed. The music turned slow and sleazy. The rock cracked open.

Then came the . A dancer in a striped bikini entered riding an actual mechanical smilodon. It shot sparks from its eyes and dry-humped the stone pillar. Bambam was blindfolded and had to find a fossilized ring hidden in a bowl of mashed pterodactyl eggs. He found it. It was not the ring. It was a brontosaurus bean. He ate it anyway. "Protein!" he roared.