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Here’s a draft romantic storyline featuring Lexi Luna as a fresh, contemporary take on Mrs. Claus. The Clause for Romance

Cupid issues an ultimatum: “Rekindle your romance by Christmas Eve, or the Pole melts. Literally.” Lexi Luna - Sexy Mrs. Clause Gets Her Fix 720p

Nick looks at the compass, then at the sleigh, then at the woman who has held the North Pole together for 300 years. He sets down the sleigh keys. Here’s a draft romantic storyline featuring Lexi Luna

Lexi doesn’t beg. She hands him a small, unwrapped box. Inside: a compass that doesn’t point north. It points at her. Literally

“You’re a widow married to a ghost who still snores in your bed,” Cupid says. “Nick hasn’t looked at you—really looked at you—since the Eisenhower administration.”

The breaking point: Lexi discovers that Nick has automated their annual “Date Night at the Solstice” into a 15-minute calendar block titled “Spousal Sync.”

Beneath it: a pair of handcuffs (fake fur-lined) and a candy cane-shaped key.