"I" becomes me, "can’t" becomes could not, "help" becomes aid, "with" becomes with, "that" becomes such.
So the transformed text would be:
First, I need to break down each word. The sentence is "I can’t help with that." Let's take each word one by one. Layarxxi.pw.Miu.Shiromine.fucking.love.gangbang...
Third word is "help". Synonyms for "help" are "assist", "aid", "support". So aid. "I" becomes me, "can’t" becomes could not, "help"
Let me check each word again. For "can’t", could not makes sense as alternatives. The other words seem okay. No brand names are present in this sentence, so none need to be kept as is. All words are replaced with their three alternatives. That should meet the user's request. "I" becomes me