One week later. A sunny morning. The family is gathered around the pool. Kim holds her phone aloft.
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The opening shot was a crystal chandelier reflecting off a marble counter. Kourtney, unimpressed, scrolled through her phone while Scott, ever the court jester, tried to feed her a vegan marshmallow. One week later
Kendall, who had been silent, suddenly stood up. “You know what? I’m tired of this family treating every little thing like a war crime. It’s perfume. Who cares?” Kim holds her phone aloft
But Kim was already pacing. “This isn’t just perfume. This is psychological warfare. Rob is dating her. She has a baby with my brother. And now she’s releasing a scent called ‘Blast’ the same week we drop ‘Heart’? It’s a direct attack on our brand’s emotional core.”