This game hates you. The RNG (Random Number Generator) is malicious. You will find a first-aid kit three minutes after you die of infection. A coconut will fall on your head and break your leg while you are carrying fresh water back to camp.
But maybe... I’ll stay one more night. Have you survived the archipelago? Did you manage to fix the radio? Let me know in the comments below. And please—if anyone knows how to cure "Crab Lung," DM me immediately.
You loved The Long Dark but wished you had more PTSD about office politics. You enjoy games where "winning" just means getting back to mediocrity. I Wanna Go Home -The Island Survival RPG- -v1.0...
You need constant dopamine. This game gives you serotonin once every three hours, and you will chase that dragon forever.
- Alex (The Caffeinated Gamer)
Let’s get one thing straight right now. I hate sand. It’s coarse, rough, and irritating—and it gets everywhere. But you know what else gets everywhere? The pervasive, bone-deep loneliness of I Wanna Go Home - The Island Survival RPG .
I haven't beaten it yet. I built the antenna. I found the frequency. But the battery died. I’m currently stuck on the eastern shore, hunting wild pigs with a sharpened tent pole. This game hates you
8.5/10