Hindi Comedy Skit Script Pdf (2025)

500?! The washer costs 10 rupees!

Don’t worry! I will put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. That dries paper scientifically.

(Without looking up) The only disorder in this house is you. The bathroom tap has been leaking for three days. The plumber is coming today. hindi comedy skit script pdf

Plumber? I fix everything in this house. Give me the wrench.

That was a scientific experiment on thermodynamics. You won’t understand. I will put it in the microwave for 30 seconds

Saab, washer 10 ka hai. Aapke lectures sunne ka rent 490 hai. Total 500.

I’m thinking of giving him divorce papers. The bathroom tap has been leaking for three days

(Smiling) Saab, main daal dunga 5.5 rounds. Compromise. And free advice – wife ko kabhi "thermodynamics" mat samjhao. Woh "geyser" hai. Ek baar garam hui, toh bahut der tak garam rehti hai.

500?! The washer costs 10 rupees!

Don’t worry! I will put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. That dries paper scientifically.

(Without looking up) The only disorder in this house is you. The bathroom tap has been leaking for three days. The plumber is coming today.

Plumber? I fix everything in this house. Give me the wrench.

That was a scientific experiment on thermodynamics. You won’t understand.

Saab, washer 10 ka hai. Aapke lectures sunne ka rent 490 hai. Total 500.

I’m thinking of giving him divorce papers.

(Smiling) Saab, main daal dunga 5.5 rounds. Compromise. And free advice – wife ko kabhi "thermodynamics" mat samjhao. Woh "geyser" hai. Ek baar garam hui, toh bahut der tak garam rehti hai.