--- — Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York

(smiling): Chal, phir se escape karte hain. (Let’s escape again.)

Also, we’re not terrorists. We’re therapists . For America’s sense of humor. Epilogue Neha dumps Rohan. She kisses Kumar. But then she slaps him. --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

Bro, focus. We have 48 hours before Neha marries that chutiya, Rohan, the radiologist. We need a plan.

It’s not prasad , Kumar. It’s hydroponic bhang from that Rastafarian halwai in Jackson Heights. We are going to your ex-girlfriend’s wedding to stop it, not get arrested! (Let’s escape again

(to Harold): Bhai , relax. It’s just a little prasad for the flight.

The final shot: Harold and Kumar are sitting on Marine Drive, sharing a chillum. The moon is out. The cops are approaching. Epilogue Neha dumps Rohan

They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke. Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Scene 2: Camp Delta, Cell Block C