Highly Compressed For Android: God Of War 3

He smiled. A rare, terrifying smile.

He smashed his thumb against the screen. The download jumped to 0.0002%. A Trojan Horse virus, shaped like a wooden horse with glowing red eyes, trotted out of a banner ad. “You have won a free iPad! Just verify your humanity by entering your mother’s maiden name!” it neighed.

“You cannot defeat me, Spartan,” Zeus’s voice crackled, clipping in and out. “My polygons… are… infinite.” god of war 3 highly compressed for android

Then the phone rang. It was his mobile carrier. “We’ve noticed unusually high data usage,” a polite voice said. “Your plan has been throttled.”

Kratos threw the phone into the void. And in that void, it bounced. Once. Twice. The screen cracked. The battery fell out. And a tiny, final pop-up appeared before the light died: He smiled

He was on the download screen of a modded APK site.

Kratos looked at his hands. He had no Blade of Olympus. But he had something better. He had the phone’s Accessibility Settings. The download jumped to 0

“I HAVE NO SON!” Kratos bellowed. He tried to strike her, but his fist passed through. The ‘CLOSE’ button migrated to the other side of the screen.