Geordie Shore Access

Welcome to the club, pet. Now get a brew down yer and tell us who you’re gonna chin today.

I’M THAT MORTIFIED, LADS. I’VE GOT GLITTER IN PLACES GLITTER SHOULD NEVER BE. I’M LIKE A HUMAN FABERGE EGG. Geordie Shore

The Stairs.

RIGHT. WHO PUT A FIREWORK IN MY BEDROOM TOILET? Welcome to the club, pet

Two hours later, they are all banned from a karaoke bar called “The Crooning Cod.” Welcome to the club

pours vodka on her bacon sandwich and eats it.

all scream in unison. The iconic synth bassline kicks in.