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Let’s get one thing straight (well, perfectly bent, actually): I am 6’7”. I am German. I am gay. And according to my very honest best friend, I live my life like a “huge beasty stallion.”

Dateline: Berlin

Turn up the techno. Eat the chicken with your hands. Stretch your legs out on the train. gay tall german guy huge cock beasty stallion

— The Berlin Stallion

At first, I took offense. Do I have mane ? Maybe a little. Do I stomp when I walk? The parquet floors in my Altbau sure think so. But then I looked in the mirror, flexed a little (for scientific purposes), and thought: Ja. She’s right. Let’s get one thing straight (well, perfectly bent,

I’m looking for a co-star. Someone who isn’t afraid of the sheer mass of the energy. We don’t “Netflix and chill.” We projector and conquer . We cook huge pots of stew. We wrestle in the living room. We are a two-man wolf pack, except one of us is actually a Clydesdale. Embrace your inner Beasty Stallion. Whether you’re tall or short, German or not, gay or just an ally who likes big energy—stop apologizing for taking up space. And according to my very honest best friend,

Auf Wiedersehen, darlings.