(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)
“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
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