When Sunny offers a "sunny smile," your cursor turns into a heart. Clicking initiates -LOVEBITES-. Pip’s avatar stands frozen as Sunny's petals wrap around him. A counter appears: AFFECTION: 97% . Then 98% . Then a crunch. Pip’s HP doesn't drop. His happiness does. And when happiness hits zero, his eyes turn into X’s, and the text reads: "Pip has learned what love costs."
One fan, handle @crushed_velvet, wrote the definitive guide: "Version 0.3.5a isn't a game. It's a séance. Frankie isn't dead. He's just waiting for someone to press 'New Game' one more time. The lovebites are real. They're on your neck. You just haven't looked in the mirror since you played." No known copy of 0.3.5a exists on the public web. But if you find a CD-R with a scratched-off label at a garage sale… maybe don't install it. Or maybe do. Frankie's waiting. Frankie--39-s Funclub -v0.3.5a- -LOVEBITES-
Forever.