Father Ted Acceptance Speech Script May 2026

I’d like to thank Bishop Brennan. Not for any particular reason – just in case he’s watching. [Looks around nervously.] No offence, Your Grace. Lovely vestments. Very... shiny.

Right. Well... thank you.

[He raises the trophy awkwardly, nods, and walks off – nearly tripping on the step.] Would you like a (30 seconds) or a version where Mrs. Doyle interrupts mid-speech with tea? father ted acceptance speech script

So thank you. To everyone who believed in me. Including that one nun who wrote a letter saying I was "less annoying than she expected." I’ve framed it. I’d like to thank Bishop Brennan