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To the casual observer, this is weird. To the modern romantic, this is a first date.

“Sorry,” you say. “He only looks majestic when he’s ignoring me.” “Don’t worry,” they reply. “Mine looks like a loaf of bread from this angle.”

And that is the most romantic story of all.

Across from him, a woman lies flat on her stomach, iPhone zoomed in, whispering, “Who’s a good model? You are…”

You’re struggling to get a shot of your Husky howling at a squirrel. They are trying to get a portrait of their Corgi splooting in the mud. You bump elbows.