(without looking up) If you rotate that apple one more time, I’m going to film it and put it on the internet. Title: Woman Declares War on Produce.
(puts phone down) Whoa. That was almost profound. Say it again so I can pretend I thought of it first. Daphne And Irina. Show 1
(laughing despite herself, reaching for the coffee cup) I hate this show. (without looking up) If you rotate that apple
You’re a monster.
No, you don’t. You love it. Because for once, you’re not the one writing the script. Daphne And Irina. Show 1