Cookie Monster Review

Me hand say: Pick it up.

And... gulp .

Cookie say: Eat me.

But me try. Me sit on me hands. Me hum "C is for Cookie" very slow. Me watch clock. Clock move like snail with sore foot.

Three... two... one...

Me brain say: They cool enough.

But me friend say: No, Cookie. Let them cool. They taste better. Cookie Monster

Me say: Better? Than cookie? That is scientifically impossible.