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In this alternate audio track, Hiccup (now voiced by a comedian from Guadalajara) doesn't build a prosthetic tail fin. Instead, he builds a silla voladora con sonido envolvente . Toothless, who in this version understands Spanish better than Norse, becomes obsessed with telenovelas .
"Entrenar a tu dragón no se trata de controlarlo. Se trata de aprender a rugir en el idioma que nadie más entiende... excepto tú y él."
Toothless, nervous, sneezes again. This time, the plasma ignites the soundproof foam. Chaos erupts. The Bromista Ronco screams "¡Corten!" — but nobody cuts. Instead, Hiccup grabs the main microphone and shouts:
But the "BRr" this time is not a glitch. It's a sound — the growl of a tiny, forgotten dragon species: the Bromista Ronco (the Hoarse Jester). This creature, no bigger than a sheep, has the power to alter reality by mispronouncing movie quotes.
"No lo maté, che, porque el bicho tenía más miedo que yo. Y además... me cayó simpático."
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