Guret was not like the other children. He had spiky black hair, an eternal smile, and a strange tail wrapped around his waist. He was found as a baby inside a strange capsule shaped like a caganer — but made of extraterrestrial metal.
He screamed:
Long ago, in the hidden mountains of the Pyrenees Orientals , there existed a secret temple known as the Monestir de l’Esperit Marcial . There, under the watchful eye of the ancient master Tortell Dalmau (a wise, elderly hermit who resembled a Mediterranean turtle and wore a barretina instead of a turtle shell), trained a young, wild-hearted boy named Son Guret . bola de drac super catala
To this day, on windy nights in Plaça Sant Jaume, you can still hear a faint shout echoing from the rooftops: Guret was not like the other children
And so, peace returned.