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Asterix Y Obelix Contra Cesar Mega Access

He fired a net made of electric cables. It trapped Asterix. Then he stomped toward Obelix, his iron foot leaving craters in the stone.

Asterix sighed. "Don't even joke, Obelix. Don't even joke."

Obelix stepped forward, cracking his knuckles. "I'll fight your scrap metal toys. But first—does your giant brain have any wild boar?" Asterix y obelix contra cesar mega

"You know, Asterix, next time I hope for Caesar Giga."

The year is 50 BC. All Gaul is occupied by Rome. Well, almost all. One tiny village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders, thanks to their magic potion brewed by the druid Getafix. He fired a net made of electric cables

The end.

Back in the village, the celebration lasted three days. Obelix ate 37 wild boars. Asterix received a new gold shield. And the fake Caesar Mega was given a small hut and forced to work as Getafix's potion-bottle cleaner. Asterix sighed

"Don't hurt me!" he whimpered. "I was just the accountant! The real Caesar fired me for losing Britannia! So I built this fake Mega suit to scare everyone into obeying me!"