Adobe: Cs 5.5 Master Collection -calvin And Hobbes-

MY DAD SAID THIS COSTS MORE THAN A USED CAR. I could have bought 14,000 boxes of Frosted Sugar Bombs with that money. Or a rocket ship. Or a lifetime supply of tuna for Hobbes. Instead, I get crashing, rendering, and anchor points. This is what adults call “value.” Hobbes’s Official Addendum: Calvin has been yelling at the monitor for 45 minutes. The software itself is powerful—truly remarkable for professional design, video, and web production. CS 5.5 was a mature, stable suite bridging the gap between CS5 and the Creative Cloud era. For someone with patience, training, and an attention span longer than a goldfish’s daydream, it’s a fantastic tool.

I made a picture of myself flying a jet-powered wagon attacking the school bus. Then I added a layer of fire. Then I changed my head to a tyrannosaur. Then the program crashed. I lost everything. This is the kind of tyranny that makes me want to move to Mars and start my own country. (Hobbes says: “You forgot to save, Calvin.”) I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAVE. IT SHOULD KNOW HOW AWESOME MY WORK IS. Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection -Calvin and Hobbes-

Vector lines are like the math of drawing. That’s stupid. I drew a transmogrifier gun, but it came out looking like a sad geometric eggplant. I miss crayons. Crayons don’t ask me about “anchor points.” MY DAD SAID THIS COSTS MORE THAN A USED CAR

Why does there need to be a “bridge” between my files? Can’t they just walk across themselves? This is bureaucracy, not creativity. Or a lifetime supply of tuna for Hobbes

So my dad installed this “professional creative suite” on the computer, probably because he thinks it will make me into a “well-adjusted, productive member of society.” HA. Joke’s on him.